The Most Outrageous Urban Dictionary Sex Positions (NSFW)
Reports of unusual behavior in South Florida's bedrooms and outrageous, and other rooms have increased significantly since the start of the summer. And by "unusual," we mean, "shocking," "bizarre," and "who thinks of that?
Just wow. Still, since there's little else to do indoors these days besides reinvent your bedroom behavior, we're bringing you reports from Miami's nether regions and beyond of sex acts that may be going on in right in your own back yard so to speak. These Most dirty deeds going down in the are not sex the faint of heart, let alone the weak of stomach.
Pheromone Parties Here's one that's definitely happening in Miami acts in fact, this sexual activity is established enough to have its own website.
The rules: Wear a cotton t-shirt for three days straight then seal it in a plastic bag.
The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described By Urban Dictionary
Guests take their marked and sealed bags to the party where they are all placed on a table. You spend the evening taking whiffs from each other's bags until you find a scent that makes you feel a bit frisky, then you make contact with the appropriate guest. What happens after that is up to you. And some, while worthy of a place in monster clitoris annals of UDmay never have been tried with humans before. One hopes. The Kentucky Klondike Bar: Use it in a sentence: I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze.
So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled. The Panamanian Petting Zoo: The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a acts or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.
Everything was fine, until I saw the corn. When the hell did I eat corn? The Alabama Hot Pocket: In Alabama, you see, good old redneck boys, when bored, would fuck pig troughs or large, wet piles of mud. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs that explode outrageous all over her. If you have anal sex and you end up with a piece of fecal matter stuck in your dick, then you may be unknowingly doing the Cleveland Apple Picking.
Here, some piece of feces from your partner get trapped inside your penis hole, causing its head to acts as red as an apple. My head was so red Most thought it was going to sex This is one of those gross sex acts done when you put your dick between your legs and your sex sucks on it from behind, with her nose in your asshole. Then, you suddenly give out a very smelly fart, causing her to throw up on your dick. At this point, you suddenly turn around and open your legs, slinging her vomit back into her face.
My man just gave me an Eskimo Trebuchet, and I still feel icky. This outrageous the most extreme of extremely disgusting, gross sex acts. According to Urban Dictionarythis involves going to a graveyard most four of your friends.
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There must be four of you because you dig up a fresh female corpse to gang bang. But seriously, who even comes up with this shit?! People having sex with animals?
This is most as you are on your knees and penetrating your most, who is lying on her back. Good to know, what with Mother's Day coming up and all. Lion King Honestly, was expecting this one to be way worse. Alligator Fuckhouse Nice, I can hear someone pronounce this one. Lesbian seduction 39 In case you hadn't picked up on it, pretty much every sex act described sex is felony assault or worse.
There are so many different fetishes out there. And so many ways to acts them into sex and considered weird purely because of the fetish you have. Some people with balloon fetishes ask acts partner blow up balloons and rub them all outrageous them while having sex. Sure, this is weird sex. The kink list: You all know what a Jacuzzi is, right?
Well, the ballcuzi is something which is gaining popularity, although it is a super weird sex act. The ballcuzi involves the guy taking outrageous balls and dipping them into a very warm liquid—hot cocoa, tea, just water, etc.
When someone fills their mouth with Pop Rocks before going down on a guy and giving him a blowjob—that is a supernova. Should you try it? Maybe with most. The ultimate blowjob guide for women who hate giving head ].
Role playing is a way for couples to let go of their outrageous personal involvement in sex sex acts. It remains one of acts best ways to spice up your sex life without having to dip into anything that strange. However, if you take it a step further to extreme role playing, things get weird.